Wasting time

venndigo:

your psychiatrist? serial killer.

your best friend’s dad? serial killer.

your pharmacist? serial killer.

the nice lady at the convenience store? serial killer.

the guy who looks at you funny? serial killer.

local surgeon? serial killer.

dorky medical student? serial killer.

guy who teaches…

maebugplayswithlions:

Me trying to listen to anyone speak about anything, ever

maebugplayswithlions:

Me trying to listen to anyone speak about anything, ever

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

ungratefullittleshit:

i’m feeling sick

ungratefullittleshit:

i’m feeling sick