Wasting time
A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

If you were really me, you wouldn’t talk so much.

stormxpadme:

"This was a fight- we had done the first part,
and that's when Jeremy threw his neck out,
not actually doing anything particular.
He just took a wrong turn and twinge,
and he could hardly move.
So Scarlett rearranged her schedule so the
two of them could come back together
after we moved on to finish the fight,
because she wanted to do it with Jeremy."

sherlock-hannibal:

If Sherlock meets Benedict. inspiration

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

aperturetardis:

Sherlock, Watson, and Mycroft 

gravesdiggers:

Rupert Graves answering another important question on Twitter… [x]

*favourite character appears*
me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*